The offer is good though (if it does materialize at the end of the month into cash). Hours are good too, just the mornings, and the work is editorial which is damn good, coz I love to write and research on stuff, so I turn around for a bit on the bed and do some head scratching, and think about the kids, who come home only by 2:00 in the afternoon, I do some nail biting too and then finally get up and call my friend. There's a green signal from him, and then there is a"way to go" from Aparna, and suddenly I am quite upbeat about the whole thing, I actually go and get a head massage and a facial done..whoa!!
So I am in office the first day, it feels good to be working after a gap of more than 13 years. Yes it does, the boss comes around and says there's a package enhancement for you, just have to help with some admin work as well(alarm bells start to blare real loud now, I can also see the warning reds and the skull signs). This is how the conversation goes
Boss: "Hey welcome on board."
Me: "Thank you"
Boss: "You are in a lucky frame, your package has been enhanced, you would just have to do a bit of admin work as well."
Me : (alarm bells are blaring)"Admin work!! I am not sure, not at all sure!"
Boss: "Hey don't put a tag of admin per se, see its a start up company, we are just doing everything ourselves as of now, Its not a big outfit, there's hardly any admin work apart from some filing and correspondence, am sure you will be able to do it just fine."
Me: "I am very disorganized(read I am a mess)"
Boss: "We are there to help each other"
Me: "I cant stay a minute beyond 12:30"
Boss: "Yah yah yah I know, you have made that perfectly clear"
Me: "Okay lets do it then"(am having a bad frown during this entire conversation)
So I go to my workstation, start the PC and am ready to roll. Here I am comfortable, this is my core competence(hmm the lingo is coming back!) I make a time sheet and start my work for the upcoming annual publication. All goes fine till....
Boss: "Here are a few letter I have written, you will have to coordinate a bit so that we can meet these guys the coming week and have the interviews ready. Just fax them all before leaving today."
Me: "eeeeeeeeow"( fax sounds like such a male thing. And like all males I have to chk it out first.)
I go over to the Hp fax-copier-scanner object lying so very elegantly in the corner. Looks devilishly innocent. Nothing like the fax machine I knew 13 years back. I hate technology and the way things get updated/outdated here. The manual is in french(heaven knows why?) Being a female and so always ready to ask for directions I ask the boss how to fax, he is as clueless as me.. he always had somebody to do it for him he says. Hahahah he's so mistaken about me. So I take a look at the manual again, it shows a glass and for the life of me I cannot see a bloody glass anywhere on that machine. So this is a conversation I am having on the phone to help me use the fax
Me: "Hi! are you free right now? I need you to guide me through this fax machine, I have to send a couple of faxes"
He: "Okay, so you see a fax machine in front of you"(must have said God forbid!!)
Me: "Yah, I see that"(cursing my luck and swallowing my pride)
He: "You have to put the letterhead face down and allign it to the glass surface to the bottom left corner, are you able to do that?"
Me: (Thinking where the hell is the glass?)saying,"umm hmm ok"
He: "Dial the number now"
Me: "Where is the glass?"( A deeper gulp and a bigger chunk of the pride goes down)
Me: "The glass.."
He: "OHOHOH..the glass, there's a hinge from where the machine lifts up there's a glass inside"(I can see the smirk so clearly now)
Me: (admiring the devil of a machine and looking from where to tear it apart so that the glass is finally visible)
Wonder of wonders, like the magical cave of Ali Baba and the 40 thieves the machine comes apart to bare a polished glass surface to me, Its actually a wow moment for me, and I take a deep breath and cherish this. After that its fairly simple and the faxes get sent. Eureka!! there's no end to learning is there? Even at my old age huh!!
So amidst the major core competence of writing and the minor pitfalls of admin work, the job has completed 2 weeks and must say I am quite enjoying it. There are wow moments almost everyday, there are busy friends who stop in their tracks to reach out and help, there are the kids who look proud that their momma is working like most of their friend's moms, there's a part of me feeling like a kid and a part of me that's wondering deeply about all the people who find time to be online from work, to chat and blog to do so many things and still work!! That's way beyond the comprehensive powers of a dimwit over 30, lazy and sluggish female who is happy to have sent her faxes well! But inspiring never the less...
So am passing on a few awards that I got recently to people who multitask from office and do it successfully!
To Nona, Ramesh, Kavi and Spike I pass on the Inspiration award
To Sakshi, SJ, Rush and Deeps and another Deeps I pass on the Zombie chicken award
The Zombie Chicken Award
All of you are free to pass it on at your convenience, there are no set rules from me..have fun !!